Alterac Valley
"maeg tabl now kkthx"
"Sorry, I'm Chair Spec"
Standing Around Orgrimmar
"plz giv watr"
"You say plz because please takes too long to type. I say no rather than yes for the same reason"
"hey can i hav sum waters?"
"Sorry :( I'm fire specced, can't make water atm"
"yo mage water?"
"/afk"
"need 3 stacks water"
"Sorry, food specced"
(NOTE: This didn't actually work)
*Opens trade*
*I put 500 gold into the window*
"/afk"
"hey i need some food"
"Sure thing." *Invites to party* *Makes portal to Thunder Bluff*
"Click for food"
*Leaves Group*
Standing Around Shattrath
"can yo make me some water?"
"/cast Invisibility"
*Run and hide*
"i need a coupla stak s water"
"Thats nice"
"hey, can i have some Water?"
"There's actually a secret way to make your own water. When you throw a snowball at any fire elemental mob, when you loot the elementals body, it gives you water of whatever rank the elenmental was"
"REALLY"
"Yeah! I just found that out yesterday! Go try it out!"
"Alright, thanks man!" *Runs off to flight path*
*20 minutes later*
"YOO FUCKING ASSHOLE"
"/lol. Pwnd"
Arathi Basin
"Yo mage, make us a table"
"Sorry, guys, it has a one hour cooldown :( Can't do that yet"
(NOTE: the other mage in the BG whispered me: "i fucking love you")
Me on my Hunter Alt to a 70 mage on Orgrimmar
"Oh Mighty Master of the Arcane... May this worthless pile of pixels beg of you for but a small drink, so that he may quench his unworthy thirst upon your Holy Nectar of the God's Themselves?"
(NOTE: Shamelessly stolen from the forums, it works incredibly well. Have never, ever been turned down with this proposition)
Friday, December 28, 2007
Sorry, I'm Chair Spec
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6 comments:
Fuck, Euri! You make me smile most of the time, but this time I straight up laughed. Not that crappy lol stuff either. I laughed out loud in a literal, real-life sense.
I would like you to know that it is because of you that I make sure to thank a mage for a table, thank a warlock for the stone thingy, than the various blessers for the blessings I get - even though the raid leader has instructed these actions. I took it for granted until I read your blogs about the effort and cost of training and regents.
I know I'm just one guy in the 5, 10, 25, or 40 person instance/raid, but I assume good manners is still acceptable in this violent World of Warcraft which we play.
By the way if a low level (41) mage named 'Pinkfarry' sees you in Org, UC, or TB and whispers you to please help him out with a port to Shat, that is me or my son. Please remember this name, and don't /nuke us. I will continues to send you +stat food in appreciation of your mageness in return. I would not dream of insulting you with a gold.
Your a sarcastic,sadistic and just plain naracissistic sod.
I LOVE YOU u genuinely make me laugh.
Me thinks I'm gonna be using that last one with some of my magey friends.... just to see what they say ^.^
~Cay
lol. I usually just log out when somebody asks for a port, water, etc in an unpolite manner. =P
Little known fact.
If you want something from a mage, stroke their ego until they can't see straight. Works every time.
Except on me
>.>
<.<
For the life of me I just could not stop laughing! That really cracked me up yet even more the stuff some people say or ask. Damn funny!
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